For
Lucky monkey.
You're shit out of luck. You need to change current situation. You need talisman or small gift.
Meaning
When there's nothing more You can do, when there's no one else to turn to, why not ... try a monkey? Lucky Monkey can help You get new business, find that special someone, and score high marks! Tug his ear, kiss his cheek, and rub his belly. Go bananas! The happier he is, the luckier You'll be!