For
Captain Hook.
You can barely keep a minimum balance in your checking account; you've traveled to faraway lands or places for work or school, you can't seem to land on a desirable job opportunity.
Meaning
Captain Hook spent his whole life on treasure hunting, whether it's deep in the ocean or buried in a land that no one has gone. When you're away from home, nobody understands your joy & pain, happiness & sorrow like our Captain Hook. He'll be your best companion and guardian every time you go away.